Death of a "Dynasty" and I use that term loosely.

The Death of a “Dynasty”

Dateline Denver.

The Broncos just won their first playoff game without the name Elway behind center, Jake Plummer got a raise from Al-Queda by distracting us all with his bootlegs and defeating the Patriots, and Dan Marino who made the quote “Jake Plummer will have to beat the Patriots and I don’t think he can”, is crying somewhere probably with Shannon Sharpe, who surprise, surprise picked the Broncos, laughing at him and me, well I’m happier then a pig in shit. You see I’m from Philadelphia…that’s all I have to say.

When I first started watching the game I saw a play that totally changed my view of the New England Patriots. The Broncos bought about nine men in the box on a full blitz and basically what happened was there was a false start call, and John Lynch pumped his fist in the air and got the crowd, that hasn’t seen a playoff game since this particular one in question, in to the game and Brady responded with the same gesture almost as if undermining him, it just really got me ticked off and this was in the first three minutes of play, I think it was the first possession. It showed an attitude of Brady, and from that moment I knew they were doomed.

If there was ever a team to defeat the New England Patriots it would be the Denver Broncos. This season the Broncos and the Hawks were reminiscent of the New England team that “stole” some Superbowls. They found ways to win, and ways to loose. They were excellent when things came home. At home field I believe they were perfect, yep perfect. They made do with what they could, if the run game wasn’t working they could pass, and the pass was shut down they could run. They returned to their level of play and most importantly don’t have to face the Colts, thus becoming my Super Bowl pick and the odds on favorite. Somewhere my Uncle Mark and my friend Frank Morrani are happier then a pig in shit. I don’t blame them, so am I. The Pats finally lost.

See the Patriots are the evil empire of the NFL. If I had to hear a dumb speech from Tom Brady and the word “dynasty” one more time, I might have cried or killed someone, whichever would have been less time consuming so probably the crying, although you can kill people quickly. The Patriots in one night managed in my mind at least almost wipe away three or four years of the dynasty. The Defense played horribly, their was some pushing and shoving that went against the Diet Pepsi Machine/Visa Check Card ideals of a Mr. Tom Brady and the Patriots as whole, things just were amuck and of course that hit on Champ Bailey. The man sprints 90 yards downfield gets knocked out of bounds, it’s the play you gotta try to make and gets JACKED in the back, cheap hit but the play to make. Patriots fans have spoken they are impressed a Tight End could run that fast, they always find the silver lining.

Speaking of Patriots fans the following is me clarifying every Patriot argument used:

-“The Tuck Rule” : No such thing. Face the facts Pats fans Tom Brady fumbled in the snow, the Raiders won the game. The NFL fix was in. A linemen’s brother was a Firefighter in New York it was the Super Bowl right after 9/11. A team like the Patriots it gave the country hope and moral support and all that happy horse shit. They won by three points, on a game ending Adam V field goal, clearly the makings of a dynasty. That was sarcasm

-“Three Points” : The margin of victory in each and every Superbowl win by the Pats. That shows that the Pats along with certain teams they have played cannot close. Winning by three is like getting the last out with the bases loaded up only two…it’s just, just…not good.

-“Tom Brady” : Nowhere near as good as everyone says he is. Sure he has won in the post season but the man has made some uber bad decisions as well, and no I’m not talking about the Visa commercials. How bout the decision to throw the ball from his ass into the arms of a DB for the Miami Dolphins to get handed a lost last season, or the various other bad throws he has made over the years. Tom Brady is def. Top five material but he’s not that good.

That’s really about it. I would say I told you so about the Panthers vs. the Bears but…I’m too tired. Coming soon...my picks for this weekend...my picks for the Superbowl and the draft talk (Vince Young to the Saints....???!!!)